Whats your middle name? marnya ( Read more... )

if you made $50,000 an hour for every hour you're alive and live to be 90, youd die with less money than bill gates

Toad2242: so... i have a question for you
Toad2242: i have a spanish paper i have to write tomorrow... i am asking for your help haha
Igloo3: k
Toad2242: so like... in a perfect world, i'd write a sentance in english, and you'd rewrite it for me in espanol :-)

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever ( Read more... )

if you wear camouflage underneath your choir robe, you might be a redneck

if youve ever thrown up in a squad car, you might be a redneck

tomorrow i am going to La Ceiba. While you guys are treking through slush and salty roads on your way to class/work, ill be laying on white sand beaches and swimming in crystal clear carribbean water. :) its about time i get a vacation!!!!!!

im very much looking forward to December 17th. Please come, December 17th.

Taking your own life with boredom,
I'm taking my own life with wine -
it helps you to rule out the sorrow,
it helps me to empty my mind
Making the most of a bad time
I'm smoking the brains from my head
Leaving the coal calling the kettle black and orange and red
This kettle is seeing red

its been a lil while since my last update. i imagine most of u know that ive been using my blog(www.vivahonduras.blogspot.com) to keep people updated. ive been living in Honduras for the last 2 and a half months. and i am ready to come home. im scheduled to leave here on december 17th. im looking forward to it very much.

Igloo3: whats up ( Read more... )