amateur move, bro.

for years you've felt only half-done inside, cobbled together by paper clips, held intact by gum wads and school paste. but something solid is starting to assemble inside you... as for the actual validity of the notion, an immoveable self ever firm, you're only half there at best. but half is still a good measure more than some people ever get ( Read more... )

shake it don't break it.

bros before hoes.

those are the only two i know.

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NOT COOL

there's a car door in the dumpster behind my apartment building.

SUBTLETY IS LOST ON MOST PEOPLE YOU MAY NOT HAVE NOTICED

PRIVATE JET!

BAT MITZVAH!

when we pretended to be sleeping
i tried to see
how many of your breaths
i could go
without breathing