didn't you ever try lookin' at your own eyeballs in the mirror?

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oh man i wish i had enough friends to constitute a "crew"
i would take pictures of them doing cool things like eating taco bell and the caption would say 'me and the crew eating taco bell!'

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hey alex how come whenever i open up winamp, macho man randy savage starts yelling at me?

what happened what happened what happened what happened what happened

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"this fellow has a problem," he said.

"what's that?" i asked.

"he considers boredom an Art."


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