a scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog asks, "How do I know you won't sting me?" The scorpion says, "Because if I do, I will die too." The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of paralysis and ( Read more... )

wow it been awhile since i'v even visited live journal im updating because im bored and i've been suspended from school for fighting and have nothing to do with my life while im home ( Read more... )

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got the computer and xbox taken away which means all i do is sleep sleep sleep im allowed on for projects only.

(southern accent) well when i was little i went down to the fishing hole and everyday there was this beautiful woman and we would skip rocks like no one could and go hunting for crawfish in the water of the creek but one day she ( Read more... )

wow, it's been awhile

live journal oh! live journal!

rember the walks around the college feeling all big and tuff and maybe hoping to get invited back to a dorm room and just how the talk we hade flowed so nice. and the car rides where we would be in tears by laughing so hard because this place was a firefight. and how i miss all that so much now ( Read more... )

so fish are pretty stressfull and shark fish are morestresfull, so we got home and were setting up the tank and danielle fucking faye decides to drop her fucken fish and explode the bag all over my floor whooo great it's still wet even 3 days later. so we got everything set up and it looks pretty fucking sweet it's got black and red rocks to match ( Read more... )

im gunna take a road trip my senor year whose with me?

prom was nice haha

and now your off to college and i wish i was your computer desk so i could constantly see u do your test and scribble all the useless words on the side.

does everyone like my new icon it makes me smile it really does..

the doorbell rings at 2 in the morning

this morning i ( Read more... )

so i was thinking about writing a post but fuck live j's

• fuck live j post
• fuck live j poles
• fuck live j little quizes
• fuck all the emo people
• fuck all the gothic people

so at the mall today some random dude pulled out a knife and threatened to kill the guy playing santa. it was so fucking crazy and then like inspector gadget and shit came and busted that guys ass and shit and all the sudden fucken the joker came outta no where and blew fucken gadet up and shit and i was like wow this shit is crazy and crap and ( Read more... )

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