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We did it!
We have a house now. It looks nice on the inside, and not so bad on the outside. I think it will be comfortable. It's more of a duplex, but it feels housish rather than apartmentesque ( Read more... ) -
They say I sound like Clint Eastwood, but in my head it rings more like Colin Quinn...
...I screamed myself hoarse on Sunday night. And hit people. That doesn't usually happen.
Okay, now I bitch about my friends, my living arrangement, the unhealthiness of certain aspects of it and the inconvenience of it all, but a majority of that vitriol is born of disappointment, misunderstanding, and the difference between expectations and ( Read more... ) -
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I had a lot to say about Hurricane Dennis. About this one? Not so much.
While I was pulling down boxes from the top shelf today at work I glanced out the window and the quality of the sunlight and shadows told me that it's now Autumn. I felt it. So however hot it gets, it's not summer anymore. -
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So much for Friday being a slack day. This whole week has felt like punishment ( Read more... ) -
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This morning I was rereading my old LJ posts and cringing, but I had a revelation: A lot of the stuff I complained about last year has stopped happening.
In the words of Ron White's dog Sluggo, 'It's gonna be a good day, Tater.' -
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If Eva Longoria ever endorsed a brand of vibrators, they could be called Eva Units. -
Multiple Choice Test!!!
Question 1 (of 1): What does the H in Jesus's name stand for?
A) Horatio
B) Hector
C) Jorge
D) Hallelujah
E) Hell if I know... -
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It's a good thing the Flintstones are American.
If Barney tried that 'stealing Fred's bowl of Fruity Pebbles' assclownery in some other places, he'd get his fuckin' hands cut off. -
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Almost done with my project.It's nothing spifftacular, just an exercise in finishing what I start. But there are naked people in it, so there's that. I think my nipple count is less than three, and none of them are in R-rated places. Kinda like in Zombie Jamboree, if anyone remembers that from last year ( Read more... )