Some of the cleaning crew people last a few days, some of them last a few weeks, and a select few last longer. For example, the old guy in the hat, who never says more than 2-3 words (none of which you can understand) in any single conversation, and who reads the same newspaper at the same desk in the library every day, has been here for many years ( Read more... )

You know what 's funny? Squirrels. Squirrels are funny. Why in the hell are they always in such a big damn hurry? Seriously, have you ever seen a squirrel NOT sprinting across the sidewalk, digging obsessively, or climbing a building or tree in a blur of frantic fur? They have one speed, and one speed only-- fuckin psycho light speed ( Read more... )

I can cover it up well enough when I want to, but my mood has been shite lately. Many of my fears and weaknesses are being exposed, and so I find myself looking down, instead of up when I walk, and my stomach has been queasy for days. I still laugh and smile, but it’s not as easy as it normally is. I really shouldn’t be acting like this, because I ( Read more... )

I can't decide if I love to use the phrase "that sucks", or if I just use it out of habit and find it mildly offensive. I find it very hard (pun very much intended) to say or hear any phrase using "suck" in it, without thinking, even if for a fraction of a second, of a certain sexual act that will remain unnamed at the moment.

Apparently, there is ( Read more... )

I'm two sleepy too be to creative this morning, so I'm just going to report on a few things. I hope your not 2 disappointed. (Proper grammar and spelling is overrated ( Read more... )

I just had this random thought, while taking an 8-minute nap in my car during my lunch hour: everything that anyone repeats was originally said by a single person. Every phrase, every saying, idiom and every bit of slang or jargon was first said, by accident or in purpose by some (probably) total jag-ass somewhere. Then someone heard it, repeated ( Read more... )

The next morning, or that morning, I should say, I couldn't sleep long because I was heading to the Red Wings' game with my Uncle. My ears were still ringing at that point, and everything around me was overly bright and seemed to move in slow motion. I was able to get myself dressed and ready in time, though, barely. Wow was it humid outside ( Read more... )

If the last few days had a consciousness, and actually could exhibit some control over my life, I might begin to understand how strange and unusual my life has been just recently. I've been some interesting places and seen some interesting things, none of which I could anticipate ( Read more... )

Holy crap it's nice outside today ( Read more... )

holy moley it's nice outside right now. is that how you spell "moley"? i have no idea. i also don't know what it means. but i'm bringing that phrase back into our pop-language vocab. holy moley indeed ( Read more... )