the guy on the computer next to me has a folder in his email marked "ADULT". yeah, in capital letters. i like him. mostly because he smells good. he's looking up "nigga slang" now ( Read more... )

when I was a kid I used to seriously fear that when I turned on the tv/stereo/radio it could accidentally have been set so loud that I'd jump back in surprise, and SO loud I wouldn't be able to bear getting close enough to it to turn it down.

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waaarghh! we had some type of talk thing. it went the same as it always does. (oh BUT, it was in the boot of his car while the skies were bucketing down on the back windshield which was pretty exciting and romantic ^u ( Read more... )

damn you brothers, did i get the sexiest little tartan miniskirt today, coupled with the busiest black shirt with doodles all over it is what it has!

i look WAY fine. oh which reminds me to bleach the crap out of my hair; excuse me for 5 minutes.

news today:
a boy who ripped my heart out my throat seems somewhat sorry about it. he could be either a ( Read more... )

from a youtube video: "ha ha ha ha ha! she said "slave" ha! she is historical.." fucking awesome, OP has no idea how funny that is.

also, lj users expect more posts. i linked up my tumblr with lj, so.

P.S. despite how all this is looking at the moment, i am 100% still a lesbian. there was this one guy that was an exception for years, but i've cut him off now. i just don't get hot for boys.

I just put a looootta tape around my finger. I have absolutely no feeling whatsoever, and I don't just mean in my finger.

I swear to god, I have been so happy, great and well-adjusted all year ALL YEAR I AM SO TOTALLY SERIOUS. I thought that meant I could survive anything.

God it's DRIPPING. Not raining, just DRIPPING. Like a terrible TAP, in SLOW MOTION. I CAN'T HANDLE THIS. JUST PURGE. JUST LET IT OUT ALREADY.

It's almost, ALMOST raining right now, and frankly, it's breaking my heart. I am feeling the tension in the clouds like I'm feeling it in my body. I feel so shattered after that evil entity fucked my entire body and being over the other night, and it NEEDS to rain, it NEEDS to be released. I NEED to have a period. I NEED to throw up. I need to ( Read more... )

dear anon ( Read more... )