You wanna know what smells bad right now? I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with Mavid Petiawan. I haven't showered, and my body is unbelievable gross. I'm gonna run soon and then I'll shower... I swear ( Read more... )

For some reason, I just think this is really funny:

My LiveJournal 12 DaysMy True Love gave to me...12 tinytitss a-kicking.11 traumajunky83s a-spamming.10 balahuniankids a-snorting.9 evan4lifes a-hopping.8 morganachans a-calling.7 grungeisdeads a-hooting.6 12:_xpicturesques a-chewing.5 light yellow xbeforethepoemxs.4 dancing xsleepwalkers.3 ( Read more... )

Hello. I just woke up a few minutes ago and decided to write a morning entry today. This is the most rare event ever. I think I just didn't want to write an entry after my depressing paleontology class.... So how is everyone? Comfortable? I'm well. I do not want to go to class today though. I just want to eat and become a fat lardbutt all day ( Read more... )

Hello my children. I am writing to you from the great (and by great I mean horrible piece of crap) biology computer lab here at NIU. Perhaps you can feel the sterile, callous vibe that I'm feeling right now as your computing machine carries photons that represent those photons that appear here due to similar cathode light projections.... I'm stupid ( Read more... )

Today was an interesting one. I went to class as usual.... Actually, I skipped my first class, because I woke up when it started (10:00). I'm such a loser. How am I gonna learn to wake up on time for my job - especially when I'll have to be up before high school students ( Read more... )

So what's so wrong about eating a million crackers and having a Mountain Dew to keep you awake on your late trip from Rockford to Dekalb? A stomach exploding, that's what. My stomach is leaking acid all over my floor. Who would've thought that such a strong acid (HCl) could lie just within our bodies? This is the same crap that will waft out of ( Read more... )

Well hello there. I'm glad you can join me in our wonderful journey into my life ( Read more... )

Well hello world... or at least cyberspace. I suppose I should say, "Hello fake world," because that's essentially what we have created here, is it not? Hmm... I'll go ahead and say something about my life now ( Read more... )

Here I am, coming at you straight from Compton, and by Compton I mean Dekalb, IL. You may be asking yourself right now, "Why is David writing 2 journal entries in a row? This is ludicrous!" If so, then you have a valid excuse for such awe. I haven't written 2 consecutive entries in forever. Maybe this way, I'll not have as much to tell you people, ( Read more... )

Well hello again, young squires. I come to bring you tithings and glee and a retarded journal entry. That rhymed and I'm tired. However, I felt in the writing mood, hence I am writing this. This weekend was generally a winner. As most weekends go, I hung out with the Hayley-meister on Friday and Saturday. Then I used her computer and had band ( Read more... )