As of lately i've been slightly obsessed with Kool-aid packet artwork. Especially those from the early to mid 90's. Maybe i just really want a glass of purplesaurus rex.

Whichever neighbor of mine im stealing internet from has the absolute worst taste in music. I just looked at their shared itunes folder and its nothing but spanish pop crap, justin timberlake or the pussycat dolls.

Global warming indeed....

p.s. Brand New was top notch saturday night.

Dayquil tastes like shit.

Someone in new jersey and georgia won my money.

I've seen it all now. There is an Asian named Sherry Wong that works here. She has a british accent. She's Asian.

Let me pass this by you again:

-Asian
-British accent.

$900 pair of shoes? Why not?

Today I officially made my first million.

I was just reading some of my really old entries while sitting here at work and i've come across this answer from one of those quiz things that i'd like to share with everyone.

*How do you want to die? i want to explode on to a group of children.

classic.

Sexy Christmas indeed. Im down 29 pounds. Just in time for the holidays and for smacking around hoez.

I really don't like that Meatloaf isn't fat anymore. I know it's been years since he's been fat. But I just can't relate to this guy anymore.