Alright, who put REM on repeat? 'Cause that's all I'm hearin' right now.

[He's not doing a very good job of hiding the fact that he's worried. Nope]

Guys, has...has anyone seen Starr around? I...can't find her. Anywhere.

[He sounds a bit distracted - this is probably more of a note to self than anything. Unfortunately for J, it's still public]

...huh. Think I'm outta hair gel.

[Screened to all EBA/EBD]First off...well, looks like whoever's pullin' us here wanted the full set. You're all stayin' safe, I hope ( Read more... )

[He tried to screen this from the EBA/EBD, but failed, so this is open for all to see. At the moment, his voice is tight, as though something's hurting]

Didn't really go like I thought it would...Look, I- I'm comin' clean here. Few days ago, when I called for help, I...got bitten. By one of the big nasty ones, too. Thought I'd keep it low, so ( Read more... )

[There's a good deal of background noise here - if you listen, you can recognize claws on glass and the screeching of crabs]

Looks like I missed all the warnings 'bout bigger crabs.

Long story short, I'm cornered - internet cafe at 36th and Fifth. Not too far from Bryant Park Hotel, but far enough with these things outside the door.

[A short ( Read more... )

So, Rookie, how was it?

...come to think of it, who was it?

[Because Kia fails at timing, the date will probably not be threaded - just a journals-only thing. Ask if you need more details, and have fun~]

Anyone remember that post a while ago? 'Bout the real good friend of mine and the girl that ain't quite his yet? Well, I figure it's about time to get that party started ( Read more... )

[There's a glimmer of amusement in here, but this is mostly an Oh Teh Overly Dramatic Dramaz post. He's having fun, though]

Seems like someone 'round here's got an off-kilter sense of humor. Folks, sorry to say, I woke up this mornin' with the world on my mind and ringin' in my ears. Turns out I'd been pranked.

Not only did the person responsible ( Read more... )

[Have a voice post and oh, is he ever amused]

Took me a while, but it's totally worth it.

[Snicker] They're probably gonna kill me for this. Guess if these're my last words, they should be good ones. Hmm...

Worth it.

[Remember the Bells on a String? J got a metric ton of those and, overnight, nabbed articles of clothing from his fellow Agents. ( Read more... )