Comments | ebana: "Let me win, but if I cannot win, let me be brave in the attempt"

ebana

"Let me win, but if I cannot win, let me be brave in the attempt"

Jul 01, 2004 11:20

I swore I wouldn't do this on vacation.

As you all may have noticed, I've been fairly absent, and it's ultimately for the best. I mean who, aside from Brian, can sit here in a tropical paradise and type away on a bloody computer? I practically had to wait until he was napping on the beach before I even got to touch his laptop. It's a sickness ( Read more... )

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brian_vanholt July 1 2004, 11:42:35 UTC

Don't you dare toss my laptop!! Do you have any idea how long it took me to acquire my porno collection? Not to mention the money spent upgrading the damn thing to hold all of it.

ebana July 1 2004, 11:52:53 UTC

Hey, you've got me now. I'm like your own personal porno collection.

brian_vanholt July 1 2004, 13:07:02 UTC

Mmmm 24/7, what more could a semi-straight guy ask for?

ebana July 7 2004, 11:46:27 UTC

Semi. Damn right.

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c_parker July 1 2004, 12:10:20 UTC

Ah, that Lucy Liu is a cagey one. Still, that was very generous of you to share your moment in the sun. I'm sure she'll remember it always and forever, knowing that you took pity on her utter loserness.

ebana July 1 2004, 12:23:07 UTC

Well I do what I can for the little people. It's important to remember them, y'know?

c_parker July 1 2004, 12:27:10 UTC

Yes, they're the ones who pay to see your movies, the ones who watch your television shows, the ones who buy your autobiographies, etc etc etc.

Now you can honestly say that you've done your bit of community service.

ebana July 1 2004, 12:31:45 UTC

And I know she has done all of the above. I swear the woman is obsessed with me. I didn't have a chance to catalogue my belongings before Brian and I left for vacation, but I'm willing to bet her sticky fingers picked up a few of my personal items on her way out.

I can think of no worthier charity than Lucy Liu.

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j_rhysdavies July 1 2004, 12:41:11 UTC

It IS good to know that you're still alive, Eric, and that Brian hasn't exhausted you or anything.

ebana July 7 2004, 11:50:42 UTC

Well, he tried his best, but I'm a tough nut to crack. So to speak.

guy_ritchie July 1 2004, 14:40:43 UTC

Brilliant. I'll book the set, let's film this.

ebana July 7 2004, 11:52:52 UTC

It'll be autobiographical. We can call it "Big Prick" and we can bill it as the follow-up to "Snatch".

torrie_wilson July 1 2004, 17:27:13 UTC

I'm sorry I missed this grand race. I'll have to remember to schedule time for the rematch.

ebana July 7 2004, 11:57:02 UTC

Yes. I'm imagining the rematch will have to be on Lucy's home turf, the States, presumably. With you in my corner, how can I lose?