I have just under four years to take over the world ( Read more... )

It's quite possible I overreacted ( Read more... )

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
I hope you have an excellent day. Your poodle should be well on it's way in the post (I hope I remembered the bloody breathing holes), as well as an autographed card of Mr. Bean because I know you're totally obsessed with him, homosexuality or not.

The jig is almost up here on Barbados. He and I have had ourselves a ( Read more... )

I'm in paradise, right?

I'm here with someone I love, right ( Read more... )

I swore I wouldn't do this on vacation.

As you all may have noticed, I've been fairly absent, and it's ultimately for the best. I mean who, aside from Brian, can sit here in a tropical paradise and type away on a bloody computer? I practically had to wait until he was napping on the beach before I even got to touch his laptop. It's a sickness ( Read more... )

Purely for my amusement and information. And to guilt people into commenting more. ( How much do YOU love me? )

I think I've laid in bed for three days ( Read more... )

So here we sit ( Read more... )

So yesterday, there I was minding my own, when I get a call from a bird on a plane telling me that she's come through after all and would be visiting soon rather than heading straight for LA, like I told her. My son Klaus, who was sitting on my lap at the time watching cartoons, must have seen the excitement on daddy's face. As soon as I closed ( Read more... )

I really do think I was the best looking in the skirt, but that wouldn't have been humble of me to say.

I love her icon so much I want one for Christmas.