Why you are special

[ebana]

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
I hope you have an excellent day. Your poodle should be well on it's way in the post (I hope I remembered the bloody breathing holes), as well as an autographed card of Mr. Bean because I know you're totally obsessed with him, homosexuality or not.

The jig is almost up here on Barbados. He and I have had ourselves a

Comments

[brian_vanholt]

Jesus Christ, Bana, and you say I'm the one with the raging hard-on? You accuse me of this twice, but I can only think of one other I have a hard-on for. I'm curious who the second person is.

My head spins, too.

[livvie_tyler]

It's me.

Hahahaha! Just kidding! *giggles*

[brian_vanholt]

Okay, wait, that's three I have a raging hard-on for...

[livvie_tyler]

O.O

*blushes*

*dies*

[dianekruger]

Stop telling everyone about my obsession with poodles and Sean!!!! I'm sobbing with happiness. Best present yet.

I know which one is mine. Danke schön, Eric. However, make sure the poodle is white otherwise we're getting a divorce.

[h_christensen]

Mmmm Sean. Mmmmmmmmmm. Er ist mein lieblingsmann. Oder etwas. Ich kann kein Deutsch sprechen.

[dianekruger]

Er ist ein sehr guter Mann. Dir sprechen besser als ich.

[smbean]

Hi Diane. wink wink nudge nudge

By the way happy birthday, love.

[h_christensen]

I want an autographed picture of Sean Bean :-(

[ebana]

Wait until your birthday.

[smbean]

I think you can buy them pretty cheap on Ebay unless you want a personalised one which will cost you more. Who are you again?

[h_christensen]

*sobs*

[pressly_jaime]

Christ, you wrote so many!

[ebana]

I really don't know how it happened. It's like my fingers took over for my brain (believe me it happens a lot) and suddenly I had written a bloody encyclopedia.

[j_franco]

Really?

[ebana]

Possibly maybe. Probably, love.