Twilight

[ebontane]

So, one of my sister's (creepier) friends got her a copy of Twilight and a bottle of vodka. What with her being a teetotaler, she handed the bottle to me.

When I decided to read the book as well, I realised just how necessary that bottle was.

Comments

[eatsyourface]

The trainwrecks ARE hysterical. XD

[ebontane]

When a freeway bridge falls on top of them. Or a tank armoured personnel carrier runs over them. Oh well, the more carnage the better!

[korigatachi]

Or when the train derails over a hill, crashes into a cliff, flips over and consequently lands on the rails of the overhead bridge. Impossible? Apparently not. It's EPIC FAIL. And so is Twilight by the sound of it.

[ebontane]

Here's more or less how it was described to me: imagine a train wreck on a freeway overpass. Now imagine the overpass collapses into the ocean, and the navy's heading towards the wreck at full speed. And then add a couple of 747s crashing down on the hole mess. Then completely disregard the logistical impossibilities.

Yeah, I was told that's not as much of a disaster as Twilight.

[non_air]

How much of the vodka is left?

And did you know that the creepy friend has a gf now? Who is failing out of year 11?

Admire my shiny new icon!

[ebontane]

Half bottle, how the hell, and oooh shiny.

Not as shiny as Edward.

[non_air]

I think she's blind, deaf and mad. Honestly, I have no idea how he managed it, because she's apparently really nice. Possibly too nice if she's agreed to go out with him.

And when I read Edward, I thought Elric. *headdesk*

[heathen_appeal]

I also find that rather creepy. He was all moody today because she took his iPod without him approving, in between that and making fun of my boyfriend being gay. What a fucker.