Jon Stewart called the WHAAAAAAMBULANCE for Fox News.

I've wanted someone to do that for ages.

Also, England better not win the cricket.

First heatwaves, then bushfires (golly gosh, wouldn't have foreseen that as a consequence of heatwaves + dickheads + matches), then windstorms, now earthquakes.

I'd say locusts were next, 'cept we already have them.

Today was like sitting in front of a hair dryer. Set on hot ( Read more... )

Hey, I finally got round to doing a meme! And it's book-related! Hooray!

The Rules:
1) Look at the list and BOLD those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
4) Put # by the books you HATE.
5) Post.

( I wonder how many of these are in Angus & Robertson's Top 100... )

It might not be terribly fashionable to admit to this, but I've watched an awful lot of sport in the last fortnight. You can't play everything, you can't read everything (much to my regret) but you can sure as hell listen to people talk about what they've played and/or read. And after sixteen days, a few litres of coffee, and many many wasted hours ( Read more... )

So, one of my sister's (creepier) friends got her a copy of Twilight and a bottle of vodka. What with her being a teetotaler, she handed the bottle to me.

When I decided to read the book as well, I realised just how necessary that bottle was.

( Glug glug glug )

Wow, been a while since I posted.

So have a snide piece of writing. (Also, I do like poetry. Really.)

( On writing poetry )

Hi, all. Long time no update.

So, anyway, I was writing out a plan for my politics essay. This is...not quite what I was supposed to be writing.

( Essay plan parody )

For only the second time, I am posting a story here. This time it's Bleach.

Oh, and you won't really know what's going on unless you're reasonably up to date with the manga. At least at the beginning of the Hueco Mundo arc.

( Grounded )

Hello again, all. I finally finished the FOTR parody. I haven't started on the TT bit, so that'll be a while. But I'm getting there. Slowly.

( The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring )