Hello, people. Since I've been sick I haven't done any work on it. In fact, I'm only halfway through FOTR. But I thought you might like to see what I have anyway.

( The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring )

I found some of my notes! They were in my lit folder. Go figure.

( More fragments of the MARKET Bible )

Well, you guys said I should write fic. Here's some fic for you. Except it's FFVII, so Cathy and Sabine will just have to wait until I write something they find amusing. Or scroll down to the MARKET Bible.

Inspired by a thread on fanficrants, more specifically by caius_serence and byakuganchick, whose comments I have borrowed.

( Mistrial )

Hello, all. I found a part of my MARKET Bible notes while cleaning out my room, and decided to post them. As I find other fragments (or rewrite them, which I don't want to have to do) I'll post them here.

DISCLAIMER: These are not my politics. This is not my religion.

And this Bible is for Sabine.

( A Fragment of the New Testament of the MARKET Bible )

Hello, all. This time I have the formula for an episode of House for you.

( House- formula for an episode )

Hey, all- I reposted this because the corrections I made to the parody just weren't showing up. You can't have a Snow White story without the apple, after all.

( Snow White and the Seven Dwarves )

I went to see it again yesterday. Hey, dad was paying, and cinemas are airconditioned, so I wasn't going to say no. It's incredible how much there is to make fun of in a movie that's only half dialogue.

( Casino Royale )

And here is the third part of the modern series. Ah, so much to mock.

( Episode Three: Revenge of the Sith )

This one is also old. Enough said.

( Episode Two: Attack of the Clones )

For the record- I like the older movies much better. But the new ones are so much easier to mock.

This is a parody I wrote just after exams when I was still getting used to not having anything to do.

( Episode I: The Phantom Menace )