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murphey's laws on sex
1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with
no hard feelings.
2.Nothing improves with age.
3.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4.Sex has no calories.
5.Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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Marriage lol from the mouths of babes
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports,
she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and
dip coming.
* Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God
decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're ( Read more... ) -
Sounding Off!
What is a Gift??
According to www.dictionary.com a gift is something bestowed voluntarily WITHOUT compensation. NOW with that being said when I turned 18 my dad GAVE me my car for my birthday. Now this mornin I wake up to take the fuck ass to work after working fom 2pm-2am. Why is he sitting in my car in my drivers seat bumpin my stereo? Why does ( Read more... ) -
Sounding Off!
things that bother me. when i CLEARLY LABEL something STACIE'S FOOD DONT TOUCH why the FUCK ae you dumb asses gonna eat my shit like seriously. DO NOT TOUCH means exactly what the fuck it says
ok now i'm on to my caucasion female rant. i think all the silicone is startin to get to they heads. RED MEANS NO GREEN MEANS YES with that bein said when u ( Read more... ) -
Sounding Off!
The topics today are just flowing comment bitches.
bras who needs em
ok now this really pisses me of. now if your flat as hell like maybe an a cup you can go braless. if you got bigg ass titties PUT ON A FUCKIN BRA cuz seeing you swing back and forth makes my ass nauseous. gag that shti aint cute and another thing WHY THE FUCK YOU BUYIN YOUR flat ( Read more... ) -
Sounding Off!
The topics today are just flowing comment bitches.
bras who needs em
ok now this really pisses me of. now if your flat as hell like maybe an a cup you can go braless. if you got bigg ass titties PUT ON A FUCKIN BRA cuz seeing you swing back and forth makes my ass nauseous. gag that shti aint cute and another thing WHY THE FUCK YOU BUYIN YOUR flat ( Read more... ) -
New Game
So what i need you all to do is respond with something you'd like me to sound off on. Kinda like a my thoughts and then you can bash what i have to say so i can have some good healthy FUN
ok ideas for topics can be whatever the hell you want!
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SoundTrack To My Life!
Body: If they made a movie about your life, what would the soundtrack be like? Think of "scenes" in your life, what song is in the background?
Intro song: Unforgettable//NatKingCole w/his daughter
Song that makes you happy: Usher//Nice and Slow
Song that makes you sad: Anytime//Brian McKnight :(
Happy Drinking song: BubbleYumYum//Ludacris :)
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Blog it!!!!
What do you like about me?
What you don't like about me?
What's your song for me?
What am I to you?
Describe me in your own words?
Anything you want to ask?
Make sure you post this on your journal too so at least you know what other people think about you.
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sometimes the trivial things that upset me turn out to be major things such as in this case
pray for sean.
thats all i'm asking.
i'm out.