How weird. So I'm on the phone with Arika about 2 hours ago. This was our convo a bit shortened ( Read more... )

My parents are going out of town this weekend. So I have to house/pet sit. I hope I can get a babysitter for Saturday night. I need a break. I have to work this whole weekend. :/ I've had 3 days off in a row from the resturant. That hasn't ever happened before. I don't want to go back now. :)

I'm super p*ssed. I think I lost a child support check ( Read more... )

while you are away
my heart comes undone
slowly unravels
in a ball of yarn
the devil collects it
with a grin
our love
in a ball of yarn

he'll never return it

so when you come back
we'll have to make new love ♥

Stole this from have_an_emo_day .

If I were a month, I'd be: July
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: are you looking for a specific time? I'd say 9:21pm.
If I were a planet, I'd be : Saturn

If I were a sea animal, I'd be : Seahorse
If I were a direction, I'd be: West

If I were a piece of furniture: a bed

If I were a sin, I ( Read more... )

Ever wake up and feel like your body has been hit by a train? Or someone took a baseball bat to you? I wasn't drinking either. Cause I totally know that you can feel like that after drinking. So essentially I'm really hurting right now.

I went home from work on Friday expecting a really boring weekend. Which at the time was A-Okay with me. Then I ( Read more... )

I hate people. I guess i shouldn't say it that way. I hate stupid people. My day has just involved a group of stupid people, doing what they obviously do best. So...I'm sitting here at around 11:30 am thinking to myself,"hmmm I'm really hungry for some breadsticks. I think I'll call the campus store and order some being as how theirs are better ( Read more... )

Vodka
Congratulations! You're 100 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (66), and liquor (60).

All right...you're getting into the harder stuff. A good martini, a Mai Tai or straight shots of hard liquor is what you're into.


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God's gift to men
You are 85% good in bed.

If sex were an art, you'd be the love child of Leonardo da Vinci and Pablo Picasso (however that works...) Hold your head high as you walk down the street: you have a sex pHD from the University of HOT!


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The Sudden Departure ( Read more... )

well Happy St. Patricks day!

I went out last night to EasyStreet w/ Arika, Brett, and Josh. Brett and Andy lost the pool tournament .....Again. Poor guys. Then they proceeded to get spanked by Arika and I. It was awesome. After we left we went over to Bretts to watch Anchorman, only we never ended up watching it?!? Arika left shortly and then ( Read more... )