Dear Boston

[eccentrific]

Did you misfile a change of address form?  Lately we've been getting some deliveries of snow that I'm pretty sure belong to you.

Comments

[brass_rat]

Nope sorry, not ours. We overstocked so badly last year that we haven't needed to order any this year.

[drwex]

That looks lovely and um, you can keep it. We really kind of overdid the binge thing last time.

[eccentrific]

Hmm. Do you think you could send some snow removal equipment to go with it? Between the hills and lack of snow plows, we can't go anywhere (safely anyway) until this melts.

And we're out of milk so I can't even make hot chocolate! The horror!

[drwex]

The problem is that the equipment comes with crews that know how to operate it. And then you'd have to spray for the infestation - it gets messy.

[eccentrific]

I'd settle for a bag of rock salt.  We don't keep the stuff around since we've never needed it here.  And now it's too late to get any because I can't go anywhere unless I salt the driveway.  Ditto for a snow shovel.  Sigh.