Do you ever have a conversation with some who is just so fucking dense, that you want to remove their skull so you can scream directly at their brain? I just had one of those moments.

Start moving back to Milwaukee tomorrow. This is going to be a long, drawn out process of excessive drinking, 9am bed times, and entire days of reflection.

Everything I do is so calculated.
I can be a sociopath when I get bored.
You never knew.

WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.

If I had the power to produce exactly what I want for next
Christmas, I would have all the kings and emperors resign and allow
the people to govern themselves.

I would have all the nobility crop their titles and give their
lands back to the people. I would have the Pope throw away his
tiara, take off his sacred ( Read more... )

3 cougars walk into a bar.
And poke the back of my neck to ask, "didn't that hurt?"
I said, "Of course, but I've felt worse."
Intrigued they asked for more.
I told them where the stainless steel was hidden.
They ALWAYS ask to see.
So I tell them every time, "Ten bucks a piece.
Meet me out back."

Found myself at Wal-Mart near 5am this morning. Bar and Tony came with for entertainment. It was the most awesome shopping experience I've had. Everyone and their mongoloid children were buying massive 50" plasmas and I just stood in line with a bottle of conditioner and razors. I was flipped off. Somebody told me to "Be somebody." When I left, a ( Read more... )

Barbara Bush looks like a man.

Don't care about the ego boost. Doesn't even affect me like it would most people ( Read more... )

Where/How/Why would you even begin to describe perfection?
Thank you for the memories and the promises of more.

I had three random facebook messages today and they were all from people I randomly met this weekend telling me that the conversations we had together were really insightful. Thing is, I can't remember having an insightful conversation with any of them ( Read more... )