I just wanna say ( Read more... )

Jomeo and Ruliet, star crossed lovers in a world gone mad, are being pulled apart by the inexorable force of continental drift. Assuming they have superhuman eyesight, are both six feet in height, and are as immortal as any tragic legend, how long will it take before the curvature of the earth intersects their longing gaze, cutting them off forever ( Read more... )

An issue I posted on NationStates a while ago ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt that Ray Charles was putting me though a grueling training montage ( Read more... )

I finally got a Meerschaum pipe from the old man at the Extreme Pita. He whipped out a huge box of fantastically carved pipes, and I picked out the one with the most pissed off looking Turk on it. It cost me 25 dollars and I've been showing it off to absolutely everybody, though maybe I should keep this awesome deal on the down-low in case I want ( Read more... )

I'm staying over at Jess' house tonight. Since she sleeps vaguely like her fellow humans, and I don't even try to anymore, that means that I am up alone at 4 in the morning, watching the Casshern trailer. Occasionally I look into forums discussing the Casshern trailer, interviews with the director of Casshern, or translations of the Casshern ( Read more... )

Dream I just woke up from ( Read more... )

Anne's party was a blast. I met masses of entertaining people, though alcohol was short so I was a lot quieter than I usually am at parties, and Anne was kind enough to provide Jess and I a room apart from the party to sleep in, then walk in on us twice in compromising positions. During antisocial moments, I also read a few chapter's of her copy of ( Read more... )

I had a long and productive day today, waking up at the crack of two, breakfasting quickly on a handful of stale tortilla chips and sprinting to work to get at my much needed money, which I planned to spend immediately. The sky was snowing for probably the last time this season, which made it a doubly appreciable beauty ( Read more... )

Whether or not I have Mono, I have been using it's possibility as a universal excuse to stay inside and atrophy for weeks. My brain has all but shut down, my body itches constantly from lack of exercise, and my skin is developing a sickening pallor, but at least I've been saving money ( Read more... )