We are married!

No I won't tell you when.

I'll offer you a reason why... in a quote from Danni the Crowbar, "Pet you co-works. It lowers your blood pressure!"

Yup. I love this woman.

But not any bread. Banana bread. Then banana bread w/ chunks. That didn't work out so well. Then Acorn Squash Bread w/ fresh ground ginger, molasses, and chopped pecans. Addictive. Way too delicious. So a cake w/o sugar is basically bread. No wonder I was so confused a couple of months ago. Glad I got that sorted out. It is odd how I find my way ( Read more... )

Back from camp out! Yay Pallace ( Read more... )

On a typical tour of the White House today something strange happened half-way through. A group in regular business attire were more than they seemed. The details include specially designed briefcases that converted into a pop-up circus tent. Within this changing room, clowns started appearing. Approximately a dozen of the tours attendees were ( Read more... )

Have half a brain?
Just give me the cold shoulder.
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never like roses
but sometimes it smells like toast
my shit's confusing

the computer died
exhaling with its last breath
the magic blue smoke
 

post party...

Least number of beer bottles:
bathroom - 1
Most:
'Red' Room - 12+
Most not empty:
table side front porch

Rooms where cloths were found discarded, most to least:
Dancing Room, Green Room, Back Yard, Star bar.

Most plastic cups:
Red Room

Number of 'revealing' bird photos sent to Alex:
10 = 50% gender split

Skittles-Vodka experiment:
Purple - gone, ( Read more... )

Where: In front of the un-leased store next to PetCo at the Hancock Shopping Plaza ( Read more... )

Her initiate cowl creeps forward, sliding down her furrowed brow. Sweat beads of concentration begin to form, a vein bulges, and her breath lets out with an exasperated sigh. Tears well up in young doe eyes. Screaming with failure frustration the temperamental youth lashes out on the texts before her and dispatches all the scrolls, books, and ( Read more... )

The word Hawai'i now makes me think
 of hula skirts and smiling people.
Blue has a new definition.
 And though I grew up near the shores
 of the largest freshwater lakes in the world,
I now feel how light, warm, and wet 
Earth really is. Earth,
she's some kinda woman
Hawai'ian Islands are jewels she wears.
As a water sign I now identify
with a bigger ( Read more... )