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After a weekend of total debauchery, I'm feeling somewhat like my old self. I'm not entirely sure this is a good thing, but I can't be bothered to care at the moment. Apathy is a gift, my...well. Hardly any of you are friends, so maybe just "you lot who're reading this ( Read more... )

Well.

Today was certainly interesting.

Never have I wished to very desperately to be surrounded by llamas. Even they would be far better company than the first years currently tangling themselves about my ankles. I'm not even a bloody Prefect and they insist on asking me all sorts of inane questions despite the fact that it's blatantly obvious ( Read more... )

I'm not sure how many of you enjoy Chinese food - those of you not of Chinese decent, I mean ( Read more... )

I'm quite sure you'll all be fascinated to find out that I am not, in fact, in England at the moment. Instead, I am in New York. City, to be exact ( Read more... )

Aunt Matilda has insisted I write in my "darling" journal again. I thought once a week would surely suffice - evidently I misjudged her enthusiasm concerning mundane school projects ( Read more... )

I am in Nepal at the moment with Aunt Matilda. A llama has eaten my Hogwarts letter, so I bloody well hope this is what I was supposed to get. Before anyone asks how I managed to pick up a journal in Nepal: Aunt Matilda insisted on stopping in Wizarding Kathmandu to pick it up, as she found the idea quite "charming, if a bit off." She then went on ( Read more... )