лучшие пилоты Альянса

[ecreet]

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Antijoke

[ikadell]

Kylo Ren walks into a bar. It was a bearing bar, and the building around him collapses, but he does not care, because he meant to throw a fit and destroy it anyway.

[ecreet]

Can Kylo Ren screw in a lightbulb? Yes, but the lightbulb will not be intimidated!

[ikadell]

LOL made my evening:)

[ikadell]

How many sith lords does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Because there can never be two at the same time.

[be_unafraid]

про лучших пилотов Альянса очень смешно :)

[ecreet]

Мы старались :)

[sciuro]

Why did Kylo Ren cross the road? He couldn't control himself, and that attracted him to the other Side.

[ikadell]

What happened when Kylo Ren crossed the road? He sliced and roasted the chicken that crossed it first. In one move.

from reddit, modified

[ikadell]

Why did Kylo Ren destroy Google headquarters? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

[ecreet]

They began charging a superweapon aimed at Google headquarters, but Google devs found a vulnerability and destroyed the superweapon instead. Google: one can find anything.