[generic humming is picked up as the recorder starts, and the vague tune suggests a Germanic lineage; if the tune doesn't suggest it enough, then the few words interspersed with the tune here and there definitely do; there is a silent pause at the end of one strain and then he speaks]

Ah. I need something to do. Hmm. I need wood.

[then the tune ( Read more... )

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I would like to thank you again, Dr. Finitevus. For the information and inviting me to stay in the same room. I am sure there will be no regrets problems; I believe we will get along fine. I would be delighted, in fact, if you ever have want of a deep discussion, an intelligent conversation, that you would call upon me ( Read more... )

My, this certainly isn’t Northern Ireland anymore. It would be interesting to know how exactly one gets from there to… here, ever so instantaneously. Judging from the architecture I would guess… Russia? Or one of the nearby former states of the USSR. Interesting ( Read more... )

Name: Johann Krauss
Age: Unrevealed (it is hinted that he comes from the Victorian age but this is unconfirmed)
Gender: Male
Species: Originally human, currently an ectoplasmic being
Sexuality: Heterosexual (previously married; wife deceased)

Appearance: Johann is literally a being of gas. Although once human, this former appearance is unknown ( Read more... )