Number of hours spent in sweltering heat: 15.34 ( Read more... )

We managed to hold down the fort during the peace talks. Not a word.

And we both looked good Saturday at the dinner thing. Nada.

Are we ever going to get any love?

We know nothing about a war.

Don't ask us.

We have actual jobs to do.

Communications? You and your coffee are going down.

Well, well, well. This is where you guys have been hiding ( Read more... )