Comments | ed_gashlycrumb: gay as a Christmas tree

ed_gashlycrumb

gay as a Christmas tree

Mar 20, 2005 15:24

My ex-boyfriend, my first love, who I dated for 3 years 5 years ago, called me recently to tell me he was gay. "YOU ARE NOT," I retorted. "You CAN'T be," I said, thinking of multiple incidents in the past that had proved to me again and again that he wasn't. "No," he says, "I am, and I haven't really dated anyone seriously since you, and that was ( Read more... )

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socratic March 20 2005, 23:30:23 UTC

You need to advertise your special gift ( ... )

ed_gashlycrumb March 21 2005, 15:20:29 UTC

HA ! - Oh, thank you so much for writing that.

socratic March 21 2005, 15:39:53 UTC

Does that mean I get a cut?

sexfest March 21 2005, 05:23:53 UTC

scary that this happens. It has nothing to do with you except for one fact:

your warm stickiness is by far the worlds best warm stickiness, ever.

In fact, I would venture to say that I am in LOVE with your warm stickiness and miss it terribly. Please bring the stickiness back to me so I can turn my :( into :)

ed_gashlycrumb March 21 2005, 15:21:43 UTC

That is gross and sexy and pathetically cheesy all at the same time.