I hate being a woman. Being a guy would be so much better. All women do is cause pain and shit for guys. I think I am going to be a dude for now on.

I just found out that Grandma Lou's brother has lung cancer. She is so depressed. And now, after talking to her, I am too. I am so sad. Looks like I might be going to Chicago before the year is out. This fucking sucks.

My life sucks. And I think I just did something terrible.

Someone shoot me?

So here I am. In the computer lab. Typing away while there is a hurricane coming at me. Meh. I wouldnt mind dying right now. Not at all.

So. today I moved into a new room because my old roommates where fucking slobs. I almost got charged, once again, with breaking a Student Code rule by slamming the door in one of their faces (heehee). My new roommate, Jenna, is really cool. She isnt weird (thank god) and seems really cool. Anyways, I am sitting here trying to figure out what to do ( Read more... )

So, I am talking to Ethan.

Kristen is crying because she and Kenny broke up.

And my roomies are screaming at the top of their lungs.

Looks like a good day thus far.

I am going to get married, who wants to come?

I hate being a girl.

Sarah wont have Italian babies with me.

Fine! Ethan and I will have English babies together.

I found a boy ( Read more... )