That was one HELL of a party.....

...where are my socks....?

My head hurts.

Fuck..It's been.................many days since Phil's birthday party. We've still not found him. I decided to hold a party of my own. Sooner or later that bald wanker will show up. He complains about people not knowing he's in the band, but if he'd make an APPEARANCE somewhere once in a while, he'd not have to endure it so much. I, personally, ( Read more... )

Wag The Dog will never NOT be funny for me........

Willie Nelson singing the words

Sit on my lap if you love me
But don't put your hand down there
I'll take short nap while you fluff me
I'm glad your Mama's not here......

just makes me laugh my arse off....

Okay, I'm sorry, but the funniest damn headline I've seen in a LONG time came from yesterday's NY Daily News: Grand Jury Probes Priests

I SO wish I had a working scanner right now.....

Just read journal entires of jhonenvasquez and johnny_c respectively and I must say, whot crap. These boys, and in Johnny's case I use that term not only loosely but with a chainsaw aimed at him, have done no harm except promote their work. Coffers with an utter lack of humour decide to try and ruin it because they're not as creative, I swear ( Read more... )

I'm feeling quite random today. My thoughts are revolving around my love.
I wrote this crap in my other LJ. Either the pain meds are REALLY taking a toll on me, or I'm edging closer to a mental exodus....

While my mind flows into darkness ( Read more... )

Am I the only one frightened by the idea of Michael Jackson directing a movie ( Read more... )

My god...I've been gone for a while. Sorry folks, was a bit preoccupied with an injury to my prick shoulder. Apparently I ripped it while shagging several women at once working so it's been a bit uncomfortable sitting typing or anything ELSE I like to do like shagging MORE birds writing or even rolling a soothing spliff ( Read more... )

it's AMAZING what you find on the Internet at 5 am...

Bloody hell.....my cable keeps dropping. I've not been able to post in a while as a result.

I wanna say thanks to chaps thomyorke and stanley_donwood for wishing me a happy birth(hatch, Stanley? At least I didn't metriculate...)day yesterday. There's nothing like being reminded about how much closer to death you are ( Read more... )