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Sometimes I can't think of a single reason why I'm an investment banker (or investment banker- in- the- making) or for that matter... a security monitor in my reshall. In both, I can think of a thousand reasons why I should quit. And in both, there have been times where I take a breath, reflect, and wonder what the hell I'm doing wasting my time. ( Read more... )

A brief update on what has been happening since the last post ( Read more... )

Me: Heyyy Derek .... I got some Retin-A up my nose... can you... do something about it ( Read more... )

Keep it in your pants. (repeat 100x)

Him: You know how Adriana Lima and Anderson Cooper are pretty much dominating our hump island? I was thinking, if Adriana goes up to you in a bar ( Read more... )

As I was sandwiched between Darkholme and J.Branch last night on the dancefloor, I realized that if high school me met the current me, I woulda scarred myself shitless.

Also J.Branch is one of the most intellectual pornstars I know-- UCSF Med School HIV Research? Whoa.

It needs to fucking stop raining here. I hate it ( Read more... )

The uniformed men in white suits grabbed him by his shoulders in one swift grasp ( Read more... )

I don't fucking care that he's a douchebag. Justin Timberlake's "Sexy Back" is going to blow up this summer. I promise you.

Dirty Babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way


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