Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" [don't forget the quotes]. Then list the funniest 5 results.

Eva needs very expensive injections every day.
Eva needs to redo her piece to meet the minimum word requirement (500 words).
Eva needs about 20 polybooks.
Eva needs to pioneer the menstration station.
Eva needs to elude her pimps.

i'm going to jefferson.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051016/ap_on_re_us/bigfoot_conference;_ylt=AqLcZ6HamFRKd1lbT5EdD6is0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

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today is beeeyooooteeeeful.

arrr.

I flunked mmpc.

arrr---i am a pirate.

update on my life:

I love the perks that come with being on Tower staff, namely, the food.

AP bio is hard, dammit.

My English project group members are lazy-asses who drink too much beer...but i still love them.

My bunny is like a lap dog...only a bunny not a dog. he just sits in my lap and licks my hand with his little sand-papery tongue

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my article's going to be the headline story in the "Tower" (first-day edition)! oh-yeah! ;)

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