Haha, the guy is awesome. Today I just found out and I was surprised as hell. Keep in mind that this guy is 52, and he has gray hair. I started laughing so hard when he told the class. The guy's already funny as hell too; every day he manages to make the class laugh and he incorporates humor into his lectures very well. But back to the counter- ( Read more... )

If I may say so myself.


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[Mr. Howell:] The dinner was fine, until she opened her mouth ( Read more... )

KK omg so lyk today wuz soooooooooooo awsome! lol! k newayz ummmm kirsten called me up @ lyk 2pm or sumthin n she asked me if i wanted 2 go to the mall cuz she wuz guna buy sum gap stuff n i wuz lyk lol no cuz i wuz tired lol so she wuz lyk kk lolz. then an our l8er she called me bac up lol n i wuz lyk omg didnt u alredy go lol? n she wuz lyk omg i ( Read more... )

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And horror awaited me. Well, not really horror. Okay, maybe. MAYBE. May-bee(it's basically a bee in may, so yeah). Anyway, I saw this TOTAL skank. This girl was wearing skimpy clothes; some shirt that revealed LEH CLEAVAGE, and shorts that were higher than halfway up her thighs. The girl's hair was in a pony tail and it wasn't even 'done'(as in ( Read more... )

The other day, my friend said "Oh my god, the dictionary sucks, it's like so boring, there aren't any pictures of hot guys in it." Comments that have made my day have been few and far apart. Huzzah to comments making my day. HUZZAH!!

I just went to the grocery store today. This clerk wore 'casual' clothes instead of wearing the uniform that everyone else wore,. His shirt said 'smart ass.' I thought "HOW PROFESSIONAL!" And it was. He was a professional.