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anata, daiteyo
Halloween Party Script
Enter Ashley:
Guy, doesn't look old enough to be at a bar- "Who are you, Elton John?"
Ashley- "No, John Lennon."
Guy- "What's the difference?"
Time passes
Guy- "So who are you again, Joseph Stalin?"
Ashley- "No, John Lennon."
Guy- "What's the difference?
Exeunt
But I did get a goldfish. Her name is Yoko. -
So shine the light on all of your friends
I've always said I've been to more funerals than weddings. Now that I think about it, I've probably been to more funerals than birthday parties. Such is life. -
Pick yourself up off the side of the road.
I remembered the butter needed to be room temperature, but forgot the cream cheese did too. Fuck. Other than that, halfway through, it sure seems correct. A metaphor for my life, I think. Who knows anymore? One day I will have a kitchen, though.
*edit* Booyah! Nailed that shit. -
You said it would feel that good, and it does.
Free cheesecake to anyone willing to clean my kitchen. I guess it isn't free, then... Well, anyway your choice plain or chocolate. I won't accept half-assed attempts. The cheesecake was not half-assed (well, in my opinion). Oh well, just putting it out there. -
Yvan eht nioj.
I hate not being able to do anything about what's wrong. -
And the beat goes on.
I won the lottery bitches. Now I just need to go collect my six dollars. -
Ha ha ha bless your soul.
As it turns out, I had something to say, but I lost it. I don't have my camera anymore and that rather depresses me. I still have to work all the time, and it makes me wish I had the good sense to marry rich. Of course that's not even remotely true, but it's fun to think about. I don't feel any different. The "new era" of my life started a ( Read more... ) -
In this life, one thing counts
Warm two a.m. brownies are wonderful. I guess I went through a lot to get them, but they're delicious. I can think of no better reason for a blood sugar spike before bed. Change of heart, no New Year's post for me tonight. Tomorrow I will have two of my favorite things, RJ and truffles! -
I'm still deciding who I want to be today
I just want something that I don't get beat over the head with all the time. I don't mean to be angry, I'm just very tired. Tired of hearing the same questions every night.