So Megan texted me on Friday to say that I had a package at the house. I spent the entire day trying to figure out what the fuck it was. Amazon and I clicked the wrong address? No, I hadn't ordered anything in months. Family? No, they generally know my address or call my mom before sending me stuff. Samsam? No, she would have asked about my address ( Read more... )

Dear men,*

Please stop being creepers and douchebags. Seriously.

Having a cock does not magically make me want to sex you.
Being attracted to me does not magically make me attracted to you.
You cannot save me from my attraction to women with your magical penis.

You may think you're this magical pussy magnet, but I promise you that you're not.

No, you ( Read more... )

I went to sleep last night at 5a.

At 10a, I awoke from a dream I've been having lately and it made me kinda sad. I went back to sleep for a few more hours.

But today was a good day.

I've decided tomorrow is going to be a good day too. Just so you know.

There are so many times I wish for control over my impulses. I often feel overruled by them and it drives me crazy because I know I shouldn't spend money on....a pedicure and new shoes and and makeup and multiple other things that aren't entirely necessary in one day, but I end up doing it anyway. I absolutely hate the feeling I get....it makes me ( Read more... )

I have almost no recollection of today.**

Woke up at 5:30a with mind-splitting migraine. Took Imitrex. Put ice pack on my head. Eat breakfast because I am determined I'm going to go to work, even though I'm almost throwing up with each bite. Call mom at 6:15a, like I do every time I'm in mind-numbing pain. Call on call nurse twice. She calls back at ( Read more... )

Two day migraines suck monkeyballs. Especially when you are working 12 hours one of those days and your schedulers can't find someone to come out there because it's so far away and such ( Read more... )

First thing I did on my birthday: Watched Iron Jawed Angels.
Second thing I did on my birthday: Get home and throw up from unknown causes.

So, I'm like...nearly 3 hours in and it's already a normal day for me.
Next up...work from 9 to 5.

I also like how Galen made a joint birthday party for him, Dennis, and me next weekend....and I didn't know anything ( Read more... )

Real internets? Let's run away together and have a love affair!

...I guess I should go get ready for a tupperware-like food selling party. FOOD. But I will be back. I promise. *pets interwebs*

Actually, I should probably nap instead. I'm not really going to get much sleep in, since I just switched from night shift tomorrow to 1:30p-10p....sooooo ( Read more... )

went to old navy today and got:

- 4 t-shirts for work
- 1 cute shirt for fun
- 2 work out shorts
- 1 sports bra

i paid 41$.

between in store sales, my 20% off whatever i could fit in my free tote, and a 10$ rewards coupon....

i saved 76$. :-D

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I forgot to post earlier...doc called - test came back negative for celiac. A relief to be sure ( Read more... )