I live in Orange County, California. I applied online for a volunteer position with a literacy program in Orange County. Except I accidentally applied for a literacy program in Orange County, Florida (even though that was written on the website). So apparently, I can't read.

Yesterday, the top story listed on the google news site was that George Bush's colonoscopy was going forward as planned. Well, thanks for the 411 ( Read more... )

Today was Kylie's birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese (a kid's place with arcade games, really bad pizza, and some poor guy who walks around in a giant mouse costume which actually looks more like a rat). They do this show where Chuck E. Cheese (the giant rat-mouse) dances around, and Kylie was cracking me up ( Read more... )

I got an email from amazon.com today that said: we are preparing to ship your order - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. At last, my precious (said in a very Gollum sort of way).

I wonder if the way a person with an average I.Q. perceives the mentally retarded is the same way a person with a genius I.Q. perceives the average.

My cat doesn't know she's a cat. She stands on the ground and cries to get up on things that she could jump twice the height of. We are not going to tell her she's a cat because we don't want her to jump on things ( Read more... )

So today was nice. Dad and I went to the Corner Bakery. He stocked up on lunch food, and I divided everything into labeled tupperware for him when we got home ( Read more... )

I haven't been posting here much lately, and I have a confession to make as to why. I've been cheating on your with other blogs. Please - don't say anything. It's not you, it's me. I just needed...more ( Read more... )

So last night I slept with Charles. He's extremely cute, but somewhat smelly. Drools a lot, too, but hey, nobody's perfect ( Read more... )

on my handheld. at jury duty. not happy ( Read more... )