There’s nothing like an electrode stuck to your chest to complete your fashion ensemble ( Read more... )

Scott's side of the family is having a big birthday party for Aunt Sally today, but I didn't go because I'm still sick. Ashlee just called here, and she knew nothing about it. I told her, "Well, I guess you're not invited." We were laughing about it. Maybe people are so used to her being gone that they don't think to invite her, or maybe they ( Read more... )

( This post will show what a total loser I am. )

I've been watching a lot of television lately. Actually, that's all I've been doing in between trying to sleep and mostly failing. Here are some things I've noticed over the last few days:

Gates McFadden's acting skills are abysmally nonexistent. Next Generation is possibly my favorite Star Trek, yet I previously failed to notice the horror's ( Read more... )

Last night while we were watching television, we heard a loud sound, which I at first thought was our surround sound and Scott thought was the cat destroying something. It turns out it was the toilet exploding. Or rather a hose on the toilet breaking and water exploding all over the bathroom and out into the middle of the bedroom ( Read more... )

Scott and I watched an old Mission Impossible episode from 1967 last night. I love that show. Just think, if we didn’t have the internet, we’d have to communicate by hiding reel-to-reel exploding tape players in obscure places throughout the city. How cool would that be ( Read more... )

So Scott got home at midnight the other night. Poor guy. In his defense, he gets stuck in a clean room where there are no phones. But still - 9pm? Come on. Anyway, I love my husband, and I would feel bad if something happened to me and my last post was the "bonehead" post - haha. I ended up getting up when he came home, and we watched Medium ( Read more... )

Okay, the bonehead finally called me at 9pm. After I was completely stressed out, almost in tears, and ready to get in my car and come looking for him. That's just what I need right now...more stress. Thanks. Bonehead.

I took a vacation day in order to help Marla out with the kids. It would have been less stressful to be at work. Kylie is very temperamental. My main job was to entertain her so that Marla could get other stuff done like take a shower and tend to Ryan ( Read more... )

My husband, Scott, and I were watching a commercial where a man takes off his jacket and lays it across a puddle for a woman to walk across. I asked him if he'd do that for me, and he said, "Sure, if I was wearing your jacket."