005: The first week back...

[edisawesome]

Alright, so I've been back a grand total of nine days and not only have I been stabbed, I've also been insulted, blown up about 10 times, called a child and almost kidnapped by a social worker, molested by no less than 13 chocolate-influenced pre-teen girls, told I need to drink more milk, offered drugs, and now covered in this gross green slime.

Comments

[x_makube_x]

Could be worse.

[edisawesome]

Yeah, and I'm sure it will be before too long, at this rate!

[x_makube_x]

Yes, that is the way things tend to work here.

[edisawesome]

Unfortunately, that is the truth.

You're...Makubex right? I don't think we ever really got to talk or anything, so...sorry if I'm not sure.

[the_jumpman]

The Mushrooms are not drugs. Their magical fungi that increase one's height and stamina.

[edisawesome]

...Magical fungi? In any case, thanks for the offer, but I think I'm good without any fungi.

[the_jumpman]

Yes, magical fungi. With eyes. But then, everything has eyes where I come from... That's part of the reason I came here...

Oky-doky. If you ever need anything, Let me know.

[destructiveways]

.. Wow. You're not dead yet. Good job.

[edisawesome]

Yeah, no thanks to you. e_e But thanks.

[destructiveways]

EH, my friend Vaan's gone through worse with me.

[edisawesome]

...I'm starting to think this guy's nuts hanging around with you AND Winry.

[alcoholicmagic]

You get an A+ in survival!

[edisawesome]

...Well, uh, thanks! It's what I do best!

[blackoutseason]

huh, guess you're more of a fighter than I thought. You don't look like it!

[edisawesome]

Yeah, I am! I've got too much left to do to die yet or anything.

[destructiveways]

How intruiging. Well, you'll be lucky to know i"m not out to KILL you.

[edisawesome]

I'd be more likely to believe that if you hadn't attacked and STABBED me.