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Uh. Sorry everyone.

Al, what the heck are you planning to do with all the cats now?

Some ahgfjk stupid kindergarden teacher thought I was skipping her class today

NO SERIOUSLY DO I LOOK LIKE AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOLER TO YOU?! I THOUGHT TEACHERS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART.

And then a lady offered to buy me ice cream because she thought I couldn't find my mom.

And then I thought, THAT'S IT. NEXT PERSON WHO MENTIONS THAT IS GOING DOWN ( Read more... )

I opened the door this morning and got buried by a pile of snow.

.......................

I mean literally buried.

edit: by the way, whose idea was it to put 8 girls with cows in my front yard?! e___________________________x

((in response to sonic's "present" xD))

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.......Al? AL?!

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED TO MY BROTHER

((and now ed will be taking on the colossus to get al back :D))

...Home. Finally.

Dunno if I'll ever be able to sleep again, but it'll be good to see Al and Winry again. And even Granny.

edit: ......Uh. Where is everyone?

edit 2: WINRY!! WHAT THE HECK ARE THE COPS AFTER YOU FOR?!

edit 3: ................

WAIT WHAT?! YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS!! WINRY WOULDN'T HURT A FLY!edit 4: ....I forgot who we're talking ( Read more... )

((the following letter arrived for Winry, Al and Pinako on Tuesday afternoon, marked as being sent almost a month ago))

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MY AUTOMAIL IS BACK. ♥ I will never forsake it again!

...and you can STOP calling me Treestump now, Colonel. >\

It's weird how quiet it gets around here after something dumb like that happens. I mean, what, we can't have normal lives that're interesting? Or boring, for those of us who want them to be boring?Has anyone seen Al lately? It weirds me ( Read more... )

Happy Presidents' Day! .......... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY AUTOMAIL?!?!??!!I have a peg leg. A PEG LEG. WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?! And a wooden arm. And no eyepatch or anything but a bandana and stuff. At least I'm not as frilly as a lot of people, I guess, but ( Read more... )

Yeah so I think I missed the creative writing assignment...thing. Sorry about that, got a bit tied up in something. Had to do some paperwork to go along with it WHICH I TURNED IN THIS TIME ( Read more... )

Alright, so I've been back a grand total of nine days and not only have I been stabbed, I've also been insulted, blown up about 10 times, called a child and almost kidnapped by a social worker, molested by no less than 13 chocolate-influenced pre-teen girls, told I need to drink more milk, offered drugs, and now covered in this gross green slime. ( Read more... )