So, being a denizen of the intarwebs, I often run across flame wars as formulaic as House or Law and Order (but way less fun). Maybe you have too! I want them to be more fun to read, and I think I have a solution: Read one side in a high pitched geeky voice, and make sure you laugh with a snort every time you reach a LOL. Read the other side as ( Read more... )

"Was this review helpful?"
How about the comment, "Was this commet helpful?"
What about the person, "Do they suck?"
Sometimes I feel like I need to be judged, "Is this website a waste of space?"

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"You figure out who you are.
  You decide who you want to be.
  You hold on.
  And you just ride it out."

-- Deb, from Dexter

"Dying is easy.  Living is hard."

"That can't possibly be as poignant as it sounded."

--  Dr. House and his cute doctor friend, from House                 

"OJ Simpson is awesome.  They keep trying to catch him, and they do, and then he gets away.  He's like a rodeo clown for police everywhere."

- My dearest friend, Kit

"Today the leader, tomorrow the loser. Will there be a ‘Dean scream’ moment in the '08 U.S. election?"Yes?  No?  Can someone cite one from 2000, or 1996?  Can we stop looking for simple ways to pick candidates?  Please Mr. Media powerful person, please, please, please don't help destroy people on silly moments.  Please don't miss the point all the ( Read more... )

"Kit.  You know...kit."

"Which one is Kit?"

"Mike."

"I thought that was Maru."

"No, no...Maru is Kevin.  Mike is Kit.  But then, so is Silver, so we just call him Kit.  It'd get confusing."

"I'm confused."

"Then you're thinking of Kit."

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I'm no fan of the Jesus, but here's a particularly witty church sign quoted in Roadshow:

"God Is Dead"
- Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is Dead"
- God

Isis, Isis, Ra Ra Ra!

A counterstrike map of your own school? When I was in high school, we would have called that awesome. What's more fun that fraggin yer friends by Mrs. Boringspeak's class? These days ( Read more... )