Alright kids settle down now. Uncle Joe is going to tell you a story about a girl and a dude bro.

[edwardnigma]

Two weeks ago, someone showed me pictures from a girl's livejournal. The pictures showed the girl's neck piercings. I looked at it and the first thought that popped into my head was how stupid those things look in her neck. And so many devious ideas popped into my head. And I grinned, a smile from ear to ear, as my brain cooked up a plot

Comments

[kydaimon]

RIDDLE ME THIS!!!!!!!

WHATS PATHETIC AND DWELLS ON THE INSIGNIFCANT?

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[kydaimon]

WE HAVE A WINNER!

[katrlyn]

dude bro is lucky I didn't see the girl first, or else I would have hopped on a plane and taken them out myself.

I don't even have to see the picture. neck piercings? fuck

[chrome_angel]

Honor your word tough ass. I live in Phoenix, AZ...please catch the next flight to my city, Ill email you my phone number, you can then call me for directions to my house. When you get here Ill let you rip out every one of my piercings before you get the shit beat out of you.

[marieofroumania]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

*points*
*laughs*
*falls down*

HA HA HA HA HA

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[chrome_angel]

Whats even more amusing is that you are stupid enough to continue on with a subject long passed. Are you this slow with everything you do?

[chrome_angel]

Who is this moron? Id like to see him insult me...

Id like to kiss him with my split tongue. See how he likes that.

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[chrome_angel]

Heh;]

[qtwithdimples]

id like it! kiss me! haha

[billbraskie]

what a fukkin loser!
people express themsalves in many different ways
some dress up nice
some color there hair
some get tattoos,
and some get piercings.
now the fact u have to be an asshole about it and
say it like a dick made me a lil angry. i dont know
tara that much but shes a nice girl and she
expresses herself in anyway that she wants and thats
good! so while some people express themselves with things
like these you express yourself with put-downs and
shit talk . . . get a fukkin life!

[cubaricho]

fukkin?

hah. laughable.

[seicross]

and some take pictures from shitty contradictory movies about being "punk rock". When are you dumbasses gonna learn that no matter what you do there will always be some one else like you. You are not a fucking individual because you dress different, do us all a favor and die.

[sebatical]

it's spelled "fuckin", you winner, you..

[diabl0]

how clever of you, to think of such a scheme all on your own! did it ever occur to you that we're not looking for your acceptance when we do such piercings? we could care less whether people like you think our piercings are stupid or not. the fact that you thought you were so clever and devious by befriending her, just so you could talk down on her appearance...wow man, that was cool!

"His comeback was, "Are you half as homosexual and you sound?" Yes he posted that grammatical error."

i find it ironic that you should point out such grammatical errors, when your post is chock-full of grammatical and punctual errors.

one shouldn't point out the flaws of others if one's writing possesses the same flaws.

i digress.

[sebatical]

lemme guess.. that was supposed to sound like confucious?

one shouldn't point out the flaws of others if one's writing possesses the same flaws.

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[diabl0]

LoL... no, but it could be. as it is, it's just a habit i picked up from my old english teacher. who knew he could have that much of an effect on me?!

[astoriabound]

Punctual: 1)relating to or having the nature of a point. 2) to the point. 3) acting or habitually acting at an appointed time or at a regularly scheduled time, prompt

Digress: to turn aside esp. from the main subject of attention or course of argument in writing or speaking.

You might want to find out the meaning of words before you throw them around like confetti.