Alright kids settle down now. Uncle Joe is going to tell you a story about a girl and a dude bro.

[edwardnigma]

Two weeks ago, someone showed me pictures from a girl's livejournal. The pictures showed the girl's neck piercings. I looked at it and the first thought that popped into my head was how stupid those things look in her neck. And so many devious ideas popped into my head. And I grinned, a smile from ear to ear, as my brain cooked up a plot

Comments

Learn To Laugh

[anonymous]

This is by far one of the funniest stories I've ever read! Tara and friends need to get a sense of humor. Wait a minute...anyone who puts piercings in there neck must have a sense of humor. Now, that's funny!

-AMD

Re: Learn To Laugh

[qtwithdimples]

I am laughing!
I think its so funny its sad.
I also find it even funnier, that a 2 inch piece of nylon on the back of my neck, caused all this drama.

[mokusatsu]

haha this is the most ridiculous thing i've ever seen. i guarantee that all you fucks have had boners about this all night and all day today. you dude-bro's are totally getting off on this. all the dude-bro's responding are obviously doing it to validate their pathetic attempts to stick their baby dicks in whoever the fuck this post was about. i mean come on, all these dude-bro's just needed an excuse to act all macho in hopes that one day they could bang this chick. that's what dude-bro's do. i've been to the zoo. i know how this shit works.

[mokusatsu]

all these posts about being open minded and unique...blah blah blah...that's stooping. and so what if i am a fag? you're still a dipshit.

[ximafatpunkx]

geez joe...you are such a loser...get a life...blah blah blah blah...

i enjoyed your story...so much that i jerked off to it...it was brillian...i love clever jokes that fuck with losers...i must have jerked it for about 20mins...but the thing is that when i busted...it was all over my keyboard...not there is cum all over my keyboard...but thats ok...it was worth it...thanks joe...i enjoyed your joke...so much that i now have a blister on my hand...

and about neck peircings...let me tell you...one time this chick with neck peircings was all over me...and i was like...damn baby...you got peircings in your neck...then she sucked me off...and i blew it in her hair...so that is all i have to say about peircings...

im sure this girl would blow me also...dumb slut...

[qtwithdimples]

I'm a dumb slut.
but at least I can spell "piercings"

[imamanatee]

that right there was one of the funniest things i have heard all day :D

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[ximafatpunkx]

you are the one with a dick in your mouth...so i care about spelling...

[cubaricho]

what is a dude bro?

I think you'd know if anyone.

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[cubaricho]

why would a cock in your ass interrupt your hearing ability?

[murphmurphy]

dammit joe.....what is your problem......things of this nature.......gosh darnit.....dag nabit..