Alright kids settle down now. Uncle Joe is going to tell you a story about a girl and a dude bro.

[edwardnigma]

Two weeks ago, someone showed me pictures from a girl's livejournal. The pictures showed the girl's neck piercings. I looked at it and the first thought that popped into my head was how stupid those things look in her neck. And so many devious ideas popped into my head. And I grinned, a smile from ear to ear, as my brain cooked up a plot

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HAHAHAHA

[greeneyedbrooke]

saw this through Grant's journal...i know i shouldn't laugh, but it IS funny. people are funny. and if they can't understand that, and even laugh at themselves sometimes, then they aren't worth letting in on the joke.

[lex_sama]

So...just because you thought her neck piercings were unsightly, you went to all this trouble?

You're pathetic. I bet there is some physical or personality quality about you that she finds equally odd, but she isn't willing to go OUT OF HER WAY to offend you. She considered you a friend at first and then you did this.

[whataprettyday]

72 is a lot of comments.....

[the_moonshiner]

Wow. What a bunch of winners you all are.

[zombified]

She wants to name her kid "Aquafina"... I think that says enough right there.

[angelicate]

Ahh! I saw that too.

Personally, I think "Dasani" sounds much nicer.

[qtwithdimples]

thats an inside joke.