Oh my god, they smooshed Pittsburgh. A perfectly happy skyline, godzilla-ed by an inept photoshop user- oh, impossible canvas.
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I cannot believe that Pluto got demoted. It is like we gave it a pink slip and told it to pack up its things, "I am sorry Pluto, but we found porn of Uranus on your computer. Please pack your things and leave the solar system. Oh, and please leave the stapler and highlighters behind, Mercury has been complaining that his office supplies keep ( Read more... )

And I threw up all over it. Right down to the most spectacularly beautiful and joyous wedding I have ever been to ( Read more... )

Last night I watched Kill Bill 2. Why does everyone love David Caradine so much? I found him fatuous. Thumbs down to the antogonist.

SUNDAE TOPPINGS ( Read more... )

Finally mother nature decides to don her virginal gown. oh, how she is a randy tart

I have stretched my hair into an impossible bird ( Read more... )

Poem to boot

I like to eat
I like to drink
Someday I will be big fat and pink.

I have been told that I am a bit of a "bon vivant."

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The day is heavy- right on the cusp of springtime, but the sky is corrugated and still wears the filth of winter. My street looks like Cancun since the snows are gone- the sand and strata of detritus have been uncloaked by the snow melt; even the most torrential of rains will not carry it away ( Read more... )

I am living in my conditional jellyfish sphere. I am hardly amorphous like those inelegant amoebas with their wandering pseudopodae. No, I remain to myself, confined to my gelatinous structure, no brain, no olfactory, just jelly ( Read more... )