tour dead now ( Read more... )

i just turned on the tv and theres kurt browning wearing a danny zuko pompadour and ice skating with debbie gibson to the theme from grease.

shoot me in the face.

and because you don't have enough homoerotic images cluttering up your friends page ( Read more... )

just got back from omaha and my omahomies... was a great goddamn weekend, more laughs than i have had in weeks, some great conversations about the logistics involved with punching dolphins at sea world, and the disturbing show ever shown on tv: the flavor of love ( Read more... )

so today i basically sliced the fingertip off my left index finger with an angry bread knife. i wrapped it up and went to band practice. halfway through "getting the 86' chevette over 85" I noticed blood sprayed all over the snare and running down my arm ( Read more... )

Ian Dougherty: System of a Down- Toxicity ( Read more... )

did the colorado college slam last night and truly had a good time even though i tend to hate these big ass meat market poetry shows. you know what i'm talking about: 20+ poets, 2 rounds, it really matters how you draw in the order, yadda yadda yadda ( Read more... )

you may now call me the honorable reverend Eirean P. Bradley.

i can marry you, or absolve your sins.

heh.

yes, you are referred to in here ( Read more... )

First Record Bought ( Read more... )