y o u w i l l
n o w k n o w
m e a s t h e c r y p t
k e e p e r

no dance.
dance?
DANCE!

baby, i'll touch your heart liu kang style.

toasters like showers
dont be scared be intimate
maybe take a bath?

and
moth
erfuckers
act
liket
hey
for
gotabo
ute.e

hipsters are just pseudo-pretentious trendy kids,
more concerned about the part in their hair than where their drink is.

your anger is a gift

all those words crushed
by the damned backspace key
doomed to be the tool of
the volatile writers bloc' virus

capitalization and periods are for pussies

like children we anticipate ( Read more... )

god dammit
what the fuck

i hate all you fuckers that fucking copy off me, no more fucking erratic anything

this is more fucking original than anything i've seen in lj these days.

and what about bush? that fucker sucks.

oh yeah, i had to get a new keyboard because of the black out.
for some reason it got all fucked up.