"I must have fallen asleep, because I woke up with the stars in my face. Sounds of the countryside were drifting in. Smells of night, earth, and salt air were cooling my temples. The wondrous peace of that sleeping summer flowed through me like a tide. Then, in the dark hour before dawn, sirens blasted. They were announcing departures for a ( Read more... )

"I've dreamed green nights of dazzling snows,
Slow kisses on the eyelids of the sea,
The terrible flow of unforgettable saps,
And singing phosphors waking yellow and blue."

I love how every caterer I try to contact either has a full voicemail box or an e-mail address that is no longer in service.
This is the mansion where we are holding our wedding..

That is all.


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My official biggest customer pet peeve is the inquiry of whether or not we "lend out" books, to which I replied (as gently as possible) "No, I'm sorry, this is not a library". Customer then says "No, I know that, but I figured sometimes book stores lend out books.."

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I kind of want to jump off of the fire escape today...
Justin says we're going to a museum though, so that pretty much destroys my plan...

...possibly the greatest invention ever...

Wish I could sleep........

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Is that a cello on your head?

No, I deal crack.