Email with the Ex.

[eeyoredung]

Hey There,

I came across your Jessica Simpson DVD. Resisting the urge to draw a Hitler moustache and devil horns on her and breaking her dvd into several pieces suitable for a nice hanging wind chime that would reflect the sun’s rays has been very trying for me. I am sure you understand. Do you want it back?

James

THE EX'S RESPONSE:Hey

Comments

[grammarcub]

A book for Sharon or a book for sharing?

Egad ... And I thought MY ex's writing was atrocious.

[eeyoredung]

My co-worker by the name of Sharin.

His really isn't that bad. He was just being lazy on his T-Mobile Sidekick.

[discowoof]

The icon is spectacular. Are you single again or is this the previous Ex?

[eeyoredung]

This is the previous one. Karl and I are still together.

[discowoof]

Good. Cuz you all just too cute for words. Except the word cute. Which is technically a word and not words. So technically you are still too cute for words.

[eeyoredung]

Analysis is HOT!

[eeyoredung]

Huh? :)

[eeyoredung]

I still don't know what that means. See? I am not cool.

[eeyoredung]

I am in denial.

[leafshimmer]

J. C.'s films are not OVERLY dramatic. They are PERFECTLY dramatic.

And I have it on good authority that Mr. Alex has given himself splinters groping under the bed imagining he'd find his DVD of Queen Bee there while he's having a J. C. wet dream in his sleep.

As for Miss Simpson, I didn't know anyone would ADMIT to owning one of her discs.

cuddles, Auntie Helga

[eeyoredung]

I know. He actually DID like her. I made him watch her movies all the time.