Suggest:

A movie

A book

A song to download illegally on dial-up so that I can feel every slow, criminal moment.

That is all.

I took a vacation day for this.

Get up and go to breakfast with the lesbian roommate:

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Its hot and its getting to me ( Read more... )

My roommate is getting some girl on girl action as I type this and she’s a moaner. I try to turn up the music, but she gets louder with every passing second. I turn up my music and it’s like a radar that sends messages to her vocal cords and diaphragm and instantly her moans become more shrill. It’s like dueling banjos and I think she is going to ( Read more... )

God thought of us. He thought of us when he decided to allow the powers that be release VALLEY OF THE DOLLS on DVD.


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I am still alive n' shit ( Read more... )

Fairywingplucker: mom ( Read more... )

So I have decided that I am going to take a yoga class and since my full time gig is as a staff interpreter at a college, I get to take classes for free. This last Thursday was the day we actually started to work out. Here are the following observations and things I have learned ( Read more... )

“What would you like to drink ( Read more... )