Here I am in my office looking at the clock. Today is the last day that I have to be here and then I am off until the 4th of January. Thank GOD! It’s going to be nice having some time off so that I can do more important things like download music illegally on dial-up because I like to relish every slow, criminal moment ( Read more... )

“James! Look at THIS!” she says as she lifts up a small white contraption with a long, cylindrical handle and an oval base ( Read more... )

Fairywingplucker: HELEN ( Read more... )

I DONT MASTURBATEI don’t masturbate ( Read more... )

Bullet points are all the rage here in LA ( Read more... )

Because of popular demand, here it is and shit.


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Incognito Tattoo shop sits on the second floor overlooking Colorado Boulevard in Pasadena, California. A trendy area of Los Angeles County, Colorado Boulevard is home to many stores and restaurants. One can sit out on the patio at Starbucks and watch the shoppers walk by with their newly acquired treasures in bags while thumbing through the latest ( Read more... )

Okay so I am having this huge gathering on Saturday. It is 1:44 am and the lesbian roommate is making jello shots. Good times ( Read more... )

So the current Bo-Hunk had THIS to write in a comment on my last post about the email exchange with me and the ex:

flowchart mathtime funspasm ( Read more... )