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[efff_aych]

Answer my question: (post a comment as response, strangers welcomed)

If there was one thing in this world right now that you could do what would that one thing be?

If I was able to be invisible, right now I would do that. I would go to my house and mess with my cat Ani, for sometime as she needs friend and a playmate more than I acknowledge

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[narcobear]

I would invent teleportation and market it to the masses and become astronomically rich. Rebecca says she would just teleport, but there is no money in that.... (blah, blah... security risks...) I still want the money... :) LOVE YOU!!!
AHHH... I don't want to know about invisible jism... that freaks me out. I already stay away from the visable stuff...

[efff_aych]

the jism part was gross, it just is. No 2 ways around it. what's not gross is teleportation. I have often pondered on teleporting myself to a friends party on the other side of the country, as well as teleporting myself to the Piers in Seattle. Oh man. I go there in my head, all the time.

[narcobear]

PS: Much love from the GR crew. We miss you and Rebecca already.
Oh and Bridget. . .it's a crocodile.

One Thing

[hey_its_jandrew]

Pay off all my debt. That's boring, but I need a fresh start.

Hopefully bodily fluids would be included in your invisibleness. Seeing only two wads of semen floating around with a glob of saliva a couple feet above them would remove some of the benefit of your camouflage. And being that you are what you eat, I would hope newly ingested food be considered part of you and become invisible as well.

But are you aware that being invisible would make you blind? Your invisible eyeball lenses could not focus light onto your invisible retinas.

-Jan

Re: One Thing

[efff_aych]

There's always a loophole, oh man. I did consider the possibilities of the digestion process, and how others might then be privy to my gastric pulverizing of said edibles, but yeah the invisible retinas, hmm what to do, wait a second their not transparent.

Nice one SAT instructor. huh? Thanks for totally rocking our shit on NYE. I had the worst attitude before the show. You guys went on and I was still fuming, mostly from sadomasichism guy in front, but once I heard you bellow out the numbers 123456789, my whole perspective changed and I was really really happy. Almost bi-polar low to high, and no I had not one drink until 11:30pm. We will have to tour together one day.

Re: One Thing

[hey_its_jandrew]

Make the best of a bad situation. I incorporated the guy into our set. At least it can be said that he truly enjoyed the performances. It's hard to blame the man for mental problems that he may have no control over.

I too had a negative attitude at the beginning of the show. Among other things, I was a little on edge from not being able to have a drink and from having the play inside a split shift at Papa John's. And we didn't have a strong start. But I went back to work with a smile on my face.

I was disappointed to miss the other performances. I heard from at least a couple people that you gave your best show to date. Jeremy was happy with his response. I still haven't seen the Sleeves, though, and I really wanted to.

Thanks for the opportunity.

-Jan

Re: One Thing

[efff_aych]

I agree 100% that guy in front enjoyed himself. He did allow me to put the grrr into grrRoPoLis.(sic) In any case I feel very fortunate to play with your band and hope to do so many more times. By the end of our set we were all crazy satisfied with ourselves, I think I even lost weight on stage. My wife took the raddest picture of you and guy in front. I will email it to you when I get internet hooked up at my house this week. PS: I do have money for your band. You can pick it up tomorrow, I'm home all day. email me at dingdong.zaireeka@gmail.com for directions. Tour in 2006, we really should maybe even with The Sleeves. We will make this a reality.

Heart to you, too

[k_mama]

Very much enjoyed Oliver's set last night. Laughed out loud that Chandra was acousticly bizarre, thank you.

If invisible.....I like the pet theme- always wondered what Koda does on his occasional neighborhood forays. I'd have my invisible bike ready and follow him.

I'd also turn a boom box invisible and show up at random events and supermarkets, playing "house of Love" really loud.

I'd leave little boquets of flowers on the pillows of my sleeping neices

Re: Heart to you, too

[efff_aych]

The boombox idea is awesome. I really enjoyed playing tunes for you all last night. I will undoubtedly do the show live again next week, so I look forward to a trove of new requests.

Love you much.
Michael